/u/Karlosmdq's posts
[WP] The President is in your kitchen, hunched down grabbing his head, slowly shaking his head, looking at you with disbelief and growing anger, you sip your coffee and say: - In my defence, Mr President, I was completely drunk when I wrote your speech, don't you read those beforehand?
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[WP] Genie: So... like... one of them? - You: All of them - Genie: you mean like in the game? All over the world? Balls and everything? - You: I. WANT. POKEMONS!!!
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[WP] You are in hell and about to be tortured, the demon looks at you and says "I'll spare you as long as you sing me songs that make me dance" so you start singing Gaston's song
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[WP] In your reality you can't directly physically interact with other people, except for your parents or your true love.
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[WP] Mr President, I'm sorry to inform you that we are loosing the war against the mole people. It seems that the Reptilian intelligence has been... lying to us, luckily we planned ahead for this scenario and we have already contacted the Martians, you know that commander Elvis is on our side
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[WP] You slowly rise from your couch, tossing the tv remote to the ground and exclaim "that's it, that's the fifth signal today. Ok. I'm doing this shit"
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[WP] You are a newscaster and in the middle of your show an urgent news came up, suddenly the world has a donut shape
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[WP] Since the diplomacy disaster of 2021 that led to WW3, every country elects it's president by the lottery process among the whole population of the country. You've just "won" the presidency for the next 5 years
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[WP] You can give life to inanimate objects, problem is that every time they come up with mental illnesses like schizophrenia, depression or multiple personality disorders
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