/u/Karlosmdq's posts
[WP] you suffered a traumatic incident that left you completely terrified of people with green eyes, the problem is that you don't remember what happened.
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[WP] You and your childhood friend made a pact to always being there for the other in case of real need. 30 years later you are suddenly teleported to an abandoned warehouse
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[WP] As a spy, you know the real reasons behind North Korea's attempt on peace, you tried to warn the rest of the world, but no one believed you.
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[WP] Important company in the sector is looking for Cherubs. Essentially criteria: at least two years experience as archer, being ok with nudity and flights. We offer an attractive salary package and the opportunity for travel
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[WP] You are peacefully eating a taco when: "Cobra, here is the info requested" - "... whut??" - "yes Cobra, we also took care of Whu, nobody is going to find him" - "... excuse me??" - "Sorry, Captain Cobra, I'm nervous, it's my first day on the field"
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[WP] You are called into God's office: "Jeff, someone at the central office is worried that this AI the humans are developing might affect quarter 2 kinetic energy production on earth, you need to go down there and prepare a report"
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[WP] Due to an accidental magic burst, you are for ever coursed, so for the rest of your life, your going to speak in rhyme
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[WP] Hidden behind the curtain and with the bedroom lights off you filmed the next door girl that recently moved in coming out of the shower, but when you played the video you can't see her, you see the towel and the hairbrush moving but not her. There is only one explanation, she must be a vampire.
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