/u/Karlosmdq's posts
[WP] You manage to buy your first house, but since you have no more money you decide to do all the fixings by yourself.
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[WP] Of all the monsters around, of all the phantoms, ghouls and eldritch creatures you were bitten by the most scary of them all, you were bitten by a Karen. Now is Thursday morning, your haircut is done and you are ready to terrorise the local retail employees.
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[WP] As every Halloween, you came out on your true witch form to scare kids, you are flying around close to the ground when you are stopped by a police officer, he flashes a light to your face and says: license and registration, please
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[WP] It is time to explain to your girlfriend that you had a child from a one night hookup during uni, it shouldn't be too bad except for the fact that you are a unicorn and the mother of your child is a pig
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[WP] You wake up 200 years in the future and find out that mankind has completely lost all common sense
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[EU] While the Agents are busy fighting Morpheus and his revels you become the richest human in the Matrix and thus controlling the economy and resources, and since you control resources you control the Matrix, and with it both worlds
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[WP] You have to make a choice, now. Do you press the button and cause a global EMP that will send us to the stone age but hide the earth from the alien invasion or you don't so we have a small chance to fight back?
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[WP] Tired of your constant winning your TV course you to answer to every question you are asked with a movie quote, including singing and dancing if it belongs to a musical.
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