/u/Kenhamef's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Right before your execution by the alien invaders, the alien commander asks you for any last words. Witty as you are, you crack a joke, and the invaders find it so funny they decide to spare your life and keep you around as a comedian.
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[WP] In the age after aliens and humans have communicated and established amicable relations, someone releases Yelplanet! The website where you can review planets from across the universe. You're an alien reviewing Earth.
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[WP] Your son tells you he's bringing his girlfriend over for dinner so you and your spouse can meet her. That night, they ring the doorbell and you open the door in shock to see she's... a human.
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[WP] You’re a supervillain with the power to swap your body with whoever you want, as many times as you want. Your objective? The President of the United States. The obstacle? You’re a worm.
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[WP] You grow old and die. Afterwards, you come to and get off a rollercoaster car, and walk out the exit with a bunch of other patrons looking as dumbfounded as you. You see you're a completely different person. You turn around after leaving and see the attraction's sign: "Ride of your Life"
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[WP] Exactly every 100 years on the same day, the evil Beast and the chosen Hero are reincarnated, and at 30 they manifest their powers and pursue their destinies. Whichever wins, the world goes into 100 years of darkness or prosperity. You are one of these people, and the other... is your spouse.
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[WP] One day you turn around exceptionally fast and find a camera floating where your back was. Thinking quickly, you grab the camera to check the video. Shocked and in horror, you see the video's length is your entire lifetime, down to the second.
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[WP] You die and discover the dead are bound to their children, and must follow them closely to guard them. Before long, you discover your son's life of crime, and angrily vow to use your phantom powers to screw him over.
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[WP] You are cursed: You must make at least one new friend every single day of your life. If you fail to do so, you will die at midnight.
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