WritingPrompts

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[WP] An alien lands in the backyard of a house. The owner goes and meets the alien, who says “Take me to your leader.” The homeowner, an insufferable philosopher, responds: “What is a leader?”	29
[WP] The person you thought was your soulmate breaks up with you. Sad and alone, you decide to try a blind dating app and really hit it off with someone. Arriving at your first date, you find it’s… your ex.	27
[WP] You just started working as a clown. In your first meeting at the World Clown Association, you discover all clowns are secretly evil murderous monsters, and you're the only normal human there. Fearing for your life, you pretend to belong.	27
[WP] You die after living an unremarkable life. Satan greets you: “Good! You made it through the third circle. Alright, please step through that door over there to start with the fourth circle.”	25
[WP] You are deaf, but you can read people's minds, and nobody knows this. One day you meet another deaf person, and when you read their mind, it says "What the hell? You can read me too?"	25
[WP] You, God, don't understand why these stupid humans think you're benevolent.	24
[WP] You’re an ancient prophet about to found the church of the one true peaceful religion. Suddenly a time traveler from 5000 years in the future stops you, and asks you to come to the future to see the horrible world your followers created.	23
[WP] "Thank you for the armor, master smith!" you say, as you leave the store. The legendary master Borgnair had crafter the ultimate piece of protective equipment: a pair of black-rimmed glasses. "You wouldn't hit a man with glasses!" you tell yourself, as you depart to defeat Dark Lord Aelosoth.	22
[WP] You’re an accountant sick of your job. As someone recognizes you in the street for the first time, to your surprise, you discover you’ve been starring in all kinds of films all while sleepwalking, and you’re a fan favorite actor.	21
[WP] You are a guard to a castle town in Europe. It's the end of the year, but you've forgotten what year it is, so you ask the new recruit and he says "It's 312 before Christ." Confused, you ask him "Who the hell is Christ?" He gets visibly nervous.	20

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