/u/Kessarean's posts
[WP] You couldn't be more devastated by the news. Another term won. The first was a surprise, the second was a nightmare, and everything after - a catastrophe. You destroyed relationships, broke laws, and sabotaged yourself at every corner. Nothing has worked. They just keep electing you.
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[WP] After losing your 27th pair of socks in the laundry, you looked a little too deep into the dryer and tumbled into the hidden sock dimension. Conflicting emotions flowed through you as you saw your favorite pair leading the sock revolution. Their assault against humanity begins tomorrow.
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[WP] Simultaneously, permanently, and instantaneously, thoughts are no longer private. Across the globe, everyone can read everyone else's mind. You find yourself in the worst possible situation
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[WP] Our fears, depressions, sorrows, and negative emotions manifest into creatures. Ever year the people make the annual trek to the River of Life to drown their demons. However, after plunging yours into the water, it starts to swim.
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[WP] This family was so nice, then again most usually are. When they say “make yourself at home”, none of them think you actually will, and all of them are always surprised by what happens next.
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[WP] Several more millennia passed, and the 114th Skywalker was about to turn to the darkside. Force ghost or not, Mace Windu didn't give a damn. He was tired of these motherfuckers, and he was coming back to fuck them up.
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[WP]Immortality treated you well. However, amidst an excursion to the outer rim of the universe, a voice comes over the coms of your space ship, another vessel is approaching at inconceivable speeds. It should be impossible, but you know deep down, after millennia, (he, she or it) finally found you.
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[WP] Since birth you had the power of perfect empathy. Everyone was an immeasurable burden. Then one day, you met someone new and felt the sweet reprieve of feeling absolutely nothing.
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[WP] Immortality treated you well. However, amidst an excursion to the outer rim of the universe, a voice comes over the coms of your space ship, another vessel is approaching at inconceivable speeds. It should be impossible, but you know deep down, after millennia, the snail has finally found you.
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