/u/Kfishproduction's posts
[WP] You gained immortality by absorbing thousands of souls. They have gotten used to it and act like Twitch chat watching a livestream of your life.
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[WP] The genie granted your wish for infinite money. The FBI is hunting you for destroying the economy.
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[WP]"Here is your sword, that purges all evil. Here is your shield, to protect all you hold dear. And here is an infinite mug of coffee, arguably the most dangerous of the three."
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[WP] Every statue in the world has come to life and started a battle royale. All the 10,000 Lenin Statues have teamed up.
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[WP] You and your lover found eternal life boring. It is much more fun when one plays as the supervillain and the other plays as a hero.
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[WP] You, being the benevolent person you are, decide to hand over your 3 genie wishes to the government during an election. Suffice to say, there will be no non-voters this year.
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[WP] It is the 1700s. You and a group of friends plan a time travel hoax to fool with future historians. You didn't expect to actually get time travelers to come witness your plan.
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[WP] The Rogue Genie didn't even care to hold the pretense of twisting your wish. It would just punish you for thinking it granted wishes.
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