/u/KicKem-in-the-DicKem's posts
[WP] turns out, because humans are sentient you’re not allowed to hunt them under intergalactic law… because of this you have now begrudgingly joined some humans hunting club to make your trip somewhat worthwhile
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[WP] due to a clerical error your soul has been taken up to the afterlife... your body on the other hand is still very alive to the dismay of those around you
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[WP] “So you’ve come to stop me? tell me, what made you decide to play hero?” The supervillain says... “Can’t sell any fuckin drugs when super powered maniacs keep on killing my clients” the drug dealer responds...
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[WP] you were a hitman for the mob… were, turns out while infiltrating a police station to kill a key witness you found out you like being a homicide detective
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[WP] The anti-christ, harbinger of the rapture and he who defies the father and the son… is somehow healing and helping more people than Jesus ever could’ve. God has sent you to investigate
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[WP] After getting superpowers you decided to hit the gym before fighting crime… the only problem is you now have superpowers and nobody built a gym for people with superpowers…
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[WP] superpowers exist but the are sold like tv channel packages... write a commercial for the superpower package your selling...
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[WP] it was supposed to be a simple hit… get in, kill the witness testifying, get out… however you seem to enjoy being a homicide detective more than being a hitman…
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