/u/KidKonundrum's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are one of the most feared villainesses in the world. Evil armies, dark powers, you have it all. Your husband on the other hand is the exact opposite, being truly kind and mild mannered. He is still supportive of your endeavors, even trying to be a villain himself to...varying results.
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[WP] Aliens, being avid readers of r/WritingPrompts, are getting sick of all the posts about how much stronger, smarter, and more powerful humans are compared to aliens. So they decide to pay earth a little visit to see if humanity can put their money were their mouth is.
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[WP] You have a…unique…ability. Whenever you touch any long connected object, whether it be winding road, or small dirt path, you can instantly teleport to any point on it. One day, you come upon a hapless string stuck in a wall. Upon touching it you find it extends for trillions of miles.
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[WP] You are the child of ultra rich parents, who have pampered you beyond belief. A host of servants to see to your every need, the finest food prepared by your personal chef, and anything you ask for is yours. You are so spoiled in fact, that you have failed to notice that you are a Chihuahua.
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[WP] “Is that a….” The nuke explodes harmlessly against the alien starships shields. “Child’s toy? Yes,” the tired alien said. They were part of a group that helped the more…dumb races of the universe develop and evolve. But this race of “humans” would soon prove rather…difficult to educate.
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[WP] You are one of the most feared villainesses in the world. Evil armies, dark powers, you have it all. Your husband on the other hand is the exact opposite, being truly kind and mild mannered. He is still supportive of your endeavors, even trying to be a villain himself to...varying results.
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[WP] You were lonely, so lonely. So, you started having conversations in your head with a made up bartender, who always eases your troubles. One day while looking to drown yourself in alcohol, you happen upon a bar, and the very same bartender. “Ah! I was wondering when you’d come in person.”
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[WP] Since you were little you've always had your "Big Brother" watching over you. He's not your real brother, in fact nobody seems to know he exist, but he has always been your best friend and mentor to you. Also, judging by the crater where your shitty school once was he's a overprotective demigod
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[WP] You are a single parent, who's teenage son recently got turned into a vampire. In order to keep him safe from vampire hunters, you must find a vampire clan and unite him with his own kind. You may not be a vampire or a hunter, But you will still protect him at all costs.
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[WP] You've saved the city, and defeated countless villains with your amazing superpowers. Yet how are you thanked? With: "Dammit Carl you can't sleep on top of my car!" and "Carl how many drugs are you on this time?" and most of all "Carl, taking every drug there is does not give you superpowers!"
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