/u/Kilbo_Stabbins's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

I didn't know my new neighbors had a toddler.

3179 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

My son came to me complaining that the scratch on his knee itched and hurt, I put antibiotic ointment on it, kissed it all better, and sent him off to play again.

1971 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I know it's called hand sanitizer

1182 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

"I'll see you soon hun, gotta go, I'm about to pick up dinner."

352 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

"Yes, Mr. Smith, we'll keep your wife on life support until the baby is born."

89 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

The warm tropical breeze and the sound of the waves washing ashore were peaceful.

67 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

"Care for another drink, hun?" Lila asked with a giggle.

34 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

After reading my sister's suicide note again, I realized something.

27 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

"Sometimes bad things happen for good reasons" He muttered as he pulled over to address his flat tire.

18 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

As three shots rang through the canyon, I knew the search party would be coming for me.

15 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I didn't know my new neighbors had a toddler.	3179
My son came to me complaining that the scratch on his knee itched and hurt, I put antibiotic ointment on it, kissed it all better, and sent him off to play again.	1971
I know it's called hand sanitizer	1182
"I'll see you soon hun, gotta go, I'm about to pick up dinner."	352
"Yes, Mr. Smith, we'll keep your wife on life support until the baby is born."	89
The warm tropical breeze and the sound of the waves washing ashore were peaceful.	67
"Care for another drink, hun?" Lila asked with a giggle.	34
After reading my sister's suicide note again, I realized something.	27
"Sometimes bad things happen for good reasons" He muttered as he pulled over to address his flat tire.	18
As three shots rang through the canyon, I knew the search party would be coming for me.	15