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[WP] The United States government is so bored, they start monitoring one random unsuspecting idiot 24/7. Every time he fails to brush his teeth at the appropriate time, gas prices increase slightly.

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[WP] A young man defeats several martial arts masters by inventing a martial art that depends solely on his infallibly good luck. He names it Bullshitsu.

280 upvotes

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[WP] A typical young adult protagonist is told he is the chosen one and warned not to go into the Forbidden Woods. When he predictably ignores that and goes in, he finds another 12 chosen ones already there.

111 upvotes

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[WP] You have the ability to see how people are going to die by touching them. You go on a date with a girl and touch her hand, and see yourself killing her.

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[WP] God has grown bored with humanity, and decides to leave retirement to shake things up. In the middle of Times Square on a particularly busy day, He unveils his latest creation; Humans 2.

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[WP] You're the most amazing singer and songwriter in the world, but your talent only works when you're very sad or upset. Your success is crumbling due to apathy because you no longer care about anything.

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[WP] You've lost the ability to open doors properly, but you're not letting this stop you from chasing your dreams.

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[WP] You have discovered how to quicksave in real life.

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[WP] It is a futuristic 2099. Your life force is tied to your phone battery. People without phones have immortality at the cost of living without modern communication.

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[WP] You wake up to find every other male in the world is terribly obese. You're the fittest, most attractive man in the world.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The United States government is so bored, they start monitoring one random unsuspecting idiot 24/7. Every time he fails to brush his teeth at the appropriate time, gas prices increase slightly.	2011
[WP] A young man defeats several martial arts masters by inventing a martial art that depends solely on his infallibly good luck. He names it Bullshitsu.	280
[WP] A typical young adult protagonist is told he is the chosen one and warned not to go into the Forbidden Woods. When he predictably ignores that and goes in, he finds another 12 chosen ones already there.	111
[WP] You have the ability to see how people are going to die by touching them. You go on a date with a girl and touch her hand, and see yourself killing her.	21
[WP] God has grown bored with humanity, and decides to leave retirement to shake things up. In the middle of Times Square on a particularly busy day, He unveils his latest creation; Humans 2.	14
[WP] You're the most amazing singer and songwriter in the world, but your talent only works when you're very sad or upset. Your success is crumbling due to apathy because you no longer care about anything.	10
[WP] You've lost the ability to open doors properly, but you're not letting this stop you from chasing your dreams.	5
[WP] You have discovered how to quicksave in real life.	4
[WP] It is a futuristic 2099. Your life force is tied to your phone battery. People without phones have immortality at the cost of living without modern communication.	3
[WP] You wake up to find every other male in the world is terribly obese. You're the fittest, most attractive man in the world.	2