/u/KingManTheSaiyan's posts
[WP] You get quite offended when people automatically assume you’re an ILLEGAL necromancer! You worked hard to get your degree/license, and the severed arms you wear around your neck were legally acquired from an organ donor! And you only wear them because they help you channel necrotic energies!
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[WP] The seven aspects of the universe gathered in the room, Good, Evil, Life, Death, Order, Chaos, and Dave, from accounting.
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[WP] Every demon is elated by the chance to be summoned, if only for a short while, but it’s three months, and honestly, you’d really rather go back to hell now, but you signed the contract, and the dnd campaign is still going strong.
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[WP] “So, wait, none of this was real? My entire epic quest to avenge my family has all been a lie?!” “We thought it would be a funny prank.” “Ah well, at least that means I didn’t REALLY kill anyone!” “...you what.”
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I kicked the chair out from under me, knowing that whatever awaited me, heaven, hell, or simply nothingness, the destruction of consciousness, it would be better than spending another minute on this awful planet.
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[WP] the orc general scoffed, “the darklord has granted us the gifts of fire! And iron! Taught us the ways of military tactics! And combat techniques! What could YOU offer us that THEY hath not!” “Well, for starters, the secrets of irrigation and plumbing?” “...okay, that is pretty good.”
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[WP] Turns out, NO, just because you’ve been transported to a medieval-fantasy world, you AREN’T the “baddest motherf*r around”, no, not even though you were teleported here with your gun on your person.
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[WP] “HAY! HUMAN! Can’t you see there is some serious fae business goin on over here! We’re racin trees! Betting to see which one grows faster! If you get too close, your carbon dioxide filled breath is gonna nurture one of em and give it an unfair advantage!”
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