WritingPrompts

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[WP] You always wanted to be a superheroine, but now that you are one, you honestly hate your job, as every supervillainess in the city seems to have awful gaydar, and assume that your insistence to being straight is just you being stuck in the closet, your not, you really are just straight.	7
[WP] you are not the chosen one, you’re just his designated driver, as when the chosen one was revealed, they were found to be the homeless, penniless, drunkard hobo on your street corner.	6
[WP] Every dwarf in the hold is furious. YOU broke the trade agreement with the elves, without considering the consequences. The crossbowdwarves are running out of bolts. Gunpowder is expensive. And no self respecting dwarf wants to be a fletcher.	6
[WP] “B-But sweetie! You always loved human carnivals!” “When I was 723! I’m not a little elfling anymore DAD!”	6
[WP] Do you know why so much treasure is found underwater? It’s not the sinking ships. It’s because sharks are one of the leading resource suppliers to the fae-lands “teeth cult”.	6
[WP] You’re interviewing a retired elven soldier, who seems to suffer from ptsd after a horrific battle... against halflings, turns out their nasty little buggers, two words: cavalry, and cannibalism.	5
[WP] While all the avian dukedoms hold true to their ancient alliance, none have ever been comfortable with the noble line of geese, what with their sharp teeth, short tempers, pale feathers, red eyes, long lives, and habit of drinking blood.	5
[WP] When you saw a gathering of goldfish-pigeons fly-swimming through the air, you thought you were dreaming, when the giant wooly monster slashed open your chest, you thought you were dying in your sleep, but THIS, you know now that your awake, and this is all REAL.	5
[WP] You thought the person you had hired was a prostitute, in actuality, they were a world class mercenary, you wouldn’t have guessed it, but this was one of the most fortunate mistakes you could have ever made.	3
[WP] “We have tanks! assault rifles! NUKES! They have muskets! And swords! How are we losing!?” “Well sir, there’s a lot more aliens than there are us, and they really seem to have this down to a science by now.”	3

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