/u/Kiran_Stone's posts
[WP] All morning long your friends have been marking themselves as "safe" on social media. They don't say from what, and the news outlets aren't reporting anything, but based on the timing it's clear that whatever it is, it's moving across the U.S. from east to west. At midday, it reaches you.
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[WP] "Sure, when I first discovered my super power was to always estimate the exact right size of container for leftover food, I was disappointed at first. I never dreamed I would save someone's life...let alone a whole city. But," you say, gesturing around you, "here we are!"
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[WP] "Behold, the ancient Serpent God Quetalcoatl, the Winged Snake, the Devourer!" "Neat. I'mma boop it's snoot."
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[WP] "But those are front businesses - specifically to cover up the criminal activity!" "I understand, it's a different direction for the Mob to go. I'm just saying that currently we make more money from our legal ventures than our illegal ones."
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[PM] Give me prompts for a hard-boiled detective noir where the detective is actually a kindergartener
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[RF] "Wait, your name is Anna Graham?" "...yes." "So are people always trying to rearrange the letters in your name?" "...yes." "Any cool ones?" "...no. A Hangar Man is what they mostly hit me with." "Oh."
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[WP] You thought that being the only human in Earthling Studies class would work to your advantage. You were wrong.
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[WP] Your mother stands back up, wiping blood from her face, and stares the unholy creature in the eye. "I swear on my ancestors -- even if it kills me -- this year, we will have *one* nice family photo." She draws her sword and advances on the demon holding her digital camera
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