/u/Knever's posts
[WP] You are the world's first Flat Eather that has decided to become an astronaut to confirm your theory. NASA accepts you and you go on your first mission. Upon leaving Earth, you discover the massive secret that NASA has been hiding... but it's got nothing to do with the shape of the Earth.
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[WP] You've had many near-fatal accidents in your life, but always come out unscathed. You discover that you have a "guardian" angel that has been trying to protect you, but was accidentally causing all of those accidents in the first place. It turns out they cheated on their guardian angel exams.
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[WP] You gain the ability to see roughly how good or evil someone is based on their aura. A whiter aura means the person is mostly good, a blacker aura means the person is mostly bad. One day, your sweet, loving grandma visits, and you see that her aura is completely pitch black.
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[WP] People are always inexplicably hurt when they touch you; they experience physical pain. You get your first job as a security guard. Your boss instructs you to patrol a small area, and to ignore other guards that go missing. You realize that you have all the traits of a video game baddie.
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[WP] You've just gotten your 10,000th downvote. You've always heard people talking about "getting downvoted to oblivion." You always figured they were being metaphorical...
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[WP] You gain the ability to travel to alternate timelines. You excitedly start exploring to see how your alternates are doing, but you can't find any. After visiting countless timelines, you realize that there is no other version of you. You're not supposed to exist.
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[WP] You realize that you suddenly have the ability to reflect pain back onto an attacker, and pain inflicted by you is felt by you instead of your attacker. You realize this just before a fight.
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[WP] After several thefts of signs bearing the number 69, you are tasked with surveilling and retrieving the signs when they are stolen. Nearly every time, it's just some school kids having a laugh. But one day, something strange happens...
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