/u/KnightofPandemonium's posts
[WP] You've spent the last decade or so kidnapping the 'chosen ones' and hiding them from their gruesome fates - the oldest so far has been fifteen years old. The gods, the prophets, and the priests are becoming increasingly upset with your meddling.
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[WP] The Horsemen of the Apocalypse have arrived! Unfortunately, they were preceded by an alien invasion, who were preceded by a zombie virus, which was also preceded by nuclear war. At this point, they are unsure as to whether they should help the humans or do their jobs as world-ending entities.
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[WP] An experiment to give octopi longer lifespans is wildly successful, and soon all octopus species are living as long as humans. This backfires when the octopi unionize and sue all of humanity for the pollution of the ocean.
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[WP] Time Travel only lets you see the past. You can stand in the streets of Ancient Rome, listen to the conversations, but you can't interact with anything. One day, one of the passersby looks you right in the eyes, and asks you where you're from.
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[WP] Aliens aren't afraid of humans; they're afraid of our solar system, and the bizarre ways the laws of physics seem to bend there.
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[WP] Humans reach the stars, and advance faster than any space-faring race has before - an alien council interrogates a diplomat for answers, and he cheerfully hands them a slim tablet, with only the words 'Don't Panic' in a large, friendly font on its front.
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[WP] An ship of the galaxy's most dangerous creatures crash-lands on Earth. The aliens send a task force to recapture the escaped creatures, only to find that the humans have already managed to domesticate every last one.
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[WP] Your girlfriend, a major super villain in secret, has frequently had to go to the bathroom for a 'quick break' on your dates. Today, you attempt to catch her cheating on you, only to catch her in a stalemate with the city's top hero.
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[WP] Humanity used to inhabit every planet in the Solar System until a calamity wiped most of them out. An alien ship passes by, and notices that Earth is unusually lively for what should be a dead planet.
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