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The machine I'd made worked perfectly: erase all of the love of my life's bad memories and let her know nothing but happiness.

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A girl at my school posted a photo on Facebook of a blurry, creepy looking man in her backyard with the caption "im scared hes just standing there 😣😣😣"

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My husband asked if I believed in ghosts. When I replied no, he asked, "Then are you the one the baby monitor captures stroking the baby's neck?"

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My boyfriend and I enjoyed a little Tied up Tuesday, and this time it was my turn in the bathtub.

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"I sentence you to life without parole for the homicide of twenty-six year old Kathy Sanders."

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"What's happening... I can't feel God anymore..." the sinner raved at the gates of hell, only to shudder at a deep voice.

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Being so strongly religious, I had no doubt that I would be in good hands, so I allowed myself to succumb to death.

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You don't know me, because I was never in the Bible, but I am your savior, the angel who vanquishes horrors before they can carry out their terrible actions.

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I was once told that before you die, you start to lose random memories.

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After a long day of emotionally exhausting work, I collapsed onto the chair, passed out after feeling the reassuring love bites of my cat Tony.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The machine I'd made worked perfectly: erase all of the love of my life's bad memories and let her know nothing but happiness.	4459
A girl at my school posted a photo on Facebook of a blurry, creepy looking man in her backyard with the caption "im scared hes just standing there 😣😣😣"	217
My husband asked if I believed in ghosts. When I replied no, he asked, "Then are you the one the baby monitor captures stroking the baby's neck?"	124
My boyfriend and I enjoyed a little Tied up Tuesday, and this time it was my turn in the bathtub.	95
"I sentence you to life without parole for the homicide of twenty-six year old Kathy Sanders."	46
"What's happening... I can't feel God anymore..." the sinner raved at the gates of hell, only to shudder at a deep voice.	42
Being so strongly religious, I had no doubt that I would be in good hands, so I allowed myself to succumb to death.	38
You don't know me, because I was never in the Bible, but I am your savior, the angel who vanquishes horrors before they can carry out their terrible actions.	37
I was once told that before you die, you start to lose random memories.	34
After a long day of emotionally exhausting work, I collapsed onto the chair, passed out after feeling the reassuring love bites of my cat Tony.	19