/u/Kratsas's posts
[WP] You unwrap your fast food burger, but as you take a bite, the bun opens and the burger speaks: “Before you eat me, please hear my tale, oh chosen one. I have traveled a great distance to find you- you are the only one who can save our universe.”
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[WP] A pet rock is a great pet, until you realized its essentially immortal, and you have damned it to an eternity of watching loved ones die.
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[WP] A bunch of the Disney Princes go out for beers, and as they compare notes, realize that happily ever after isn't what it's cracked up to be.
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[WP] Lying in your hospital bed, you exhale what you believe is your final breath. Suddenly, you hear a booming voice say, “Cut! That’s a wrap people, great job!”
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[WP] The genie granted your wish of immortality, but when you rush into traffic to test your abilities, you find out that while your spirit is immortal, your body is not, and now you are an incorporeal spirit, unable to interact with the living. And it turns out, you’re not alone.
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[WP] You are Jeff Bezos and your ship just reached orbit. Unexpectedly, the ship jostles as it docks with another ship. Your hatch opens, and Mark Zuckerberg, Richard Branson, and a handful of Earth’s billionaires are looking back. “We were about to leave without you,” Mark says.
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[WP] “Yes, your baby is the Chosen One,” said the oracle. But this isn’t their story, it’s yours, the parent of the Chosen One.
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[WP] Technology evolved to handle all needs and wants of society. That’s when the children took over and began ostracizing anyone over the age of 20. Today is your 20th birthday and you’re about to find out what happened to all the adults.
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