WritingPrompts

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[WP] An eldritch horror considers you their best friend. By virtue of you being able to perceive their true form and not going insane. One day they ask how you became so jaded, that not even indescribable cosmic horror phases you.	10397
[WP]The navy has a custom that no submarine is ever declared lost at sea, they are listed as "still on patrol". Every year radio personel wish them seasons greetings. When a "on patrol" WWII era submarine docked and young personel disembarked thinking that the war "just ended" The situation changed.	7271
[WP] OSHA inspection of a supervillain lair. The supervillain actually requested it.	853
[WP] In the galactic community, human thoughts have "high fidelity and volume" and most telepathic races enjoy humans "playing music". So they prompt us with notable catchy titles. Much to the chagrin of humans.	749
[WP] "Its about time the humans discovered FTL travel and entered the galactic stage... they didn't discover FTL?... What do you mean they moved their ENTIRE solar system??"	561
[WP] "They are lawful chaotic." "What does that mean?" "It means that they cause chaos by following and applying the written laws, to as extreme interpertation as possible."	531
[WP] You have the ability to stop any form of sentient supernatural horror by saying "Now hold on a second." And then proceeding to thoroughly point out all the logical flaws in their motivations, powers, existence, plans and so on.	178
[WP] Repelling the alien invaders became much easier when humanity realised they did not understand sarcasm.	117
[WP]The most effective protection against hostile supernatural entities like poltergeists, demons, witches and more. Is having a portable speaker playing music that doesn't fit the intended atmosphere of anxiety and tension those forces create. Ruining the entity's "vibes" as it were.	81
[WP] "If you kill me, you will NEVER have internet access again!" Taken aback, the demon actually paused and looked thoughtful as it considered the threat seriously.	77

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