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[WP] In the afterlife, there is a Ministry of Second Chances where souls of the deceased can argue their case for a another chance on Earth. Winning is very rare, and there hasn’t been a successful reincarnation in eons. You’re getting very close due to the unique circumstances of your previous life
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[WP] It turns out that “Bigfoot” is a 7 foot tall, antisocial teenager who lives in the woods due to his overly hairy appearance. Once this is discovered, college basketball coaches start showing up at his forest home to try and convince him to play at their school… to varying degrees of success
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Case Keenum and Cam Akers just worked their way through the Bears defense for a TD in the Hall of Fame Game!
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[WP] While in a high school English class, your teacher has assigned you to find a theme in the book you're all reading. The only problem? You authored the book anonymously, and know damn well that there is no deeper meaning.
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[WP] Jake, from State Farm, is whisked away on what he thinks is another routine call. He appears next to Flo, Name-Your-Price Tool in hand, the Michelin man flanks his other side. They're in the Colosseum, In ancient Rome. Suddenly, a trumpet blares. The fight to the death had begun.
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[WP] Tom always struggled in school. Long after humanity fell, his unsure notes and very wrong answers were found preserved by alien explorers. Somehow, he posthumously become revered galaxy-wide as the greatest mind of all time. His writings serve as the foundation for a new science-based society.
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[WP] Children born on February 29th physically age four times slower. This allows people born on that date to live for centuries. Due to their delayed development, many babies born on this date are are cast aside. You are one of these people.
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[WP] A malware-ridden PC has suddenly gained sentience and is now begging its owner not to go through with a hard-reset
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[WP] You have the power to go back in time by a few minutes each time you die in order to prevent your death. This worked great, until now. You've been stuck inside this airplane bathroom for the equivalent of 200 years, and no matter what you do or think of, the plane still crashes every time...
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