/u/LTColonelMonty's posts
[WP] Hordes of undead burst out into the streets, you take your wife and kids and head for the abandoned Cold War era bunker in the woods, that was 5 years ago. You reemerge for the first time ready to face untold horrors.. Only to realize the military took care of it in like 2 weeks of the outbreak
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[WP] You come home from a long day from work tired but excited to see your wife when suddenly when you get inside you hear odd noises coming from the basement... Only to find out she has built some new type of Death Ray and is doing this danged world domination nonsense for the 5th time this week
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[WP] After all this time, you confront the Dark Lord. Sword and shield in hand you are ready to take on this foe and strike him down after all the crimes he has committed and the path of destruction he has wrought.. Only to find out he's actually pretty chill and disgustingly misunderstood
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[WP] Long ago existed a long dead race of humanoids forgotten to time who could detach their souls from their bodies to wonder the Ethereal and cause world altering events, they are long dead as you an archaeologist rummages through the ruins of their society when you make a bone chilling discovery
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[WP] You are a tavern owner in a fantasy realm, and you are just about done with these danged forsaken Chaotic adventurers coming into your tavern and somehow tearing it apart, burning it down, or some other non sensical thing that keeps happening.
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[WP] Through countless study and research and arcane intellect you have finally discovered the ancient tome that holds all the secrets to the multiverse... And it's actually really underwhelming.
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[WP] You are up an early Sunday morning when suddenly there is a knock on the door and when you open it a man in a suit greets you and say "Congratulations sir, you have just won one hundred million dollars! But there's a catch."
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[WP] You are a knight of a wealthy kingdom with a great king however after a failed campaign spearheaded by the king, resulting in his death you find out he had no firstborn son so you were the next best option for succession, but you have no idea how to rule an entire kingdom
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[WP] One day when you woke up, you were startled to find out that a disembodied movie trailer narrator was narrating your day to day life, but it was pretty neat. Until after 2 months to where it's really starting to get on your nerves.
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[WP] You have slayed the tyrannical dragon, married the princess, and the ever looming threat is gone as you retire from your life of adventuring to rule as king... Only to realize you have no idea how to navigate the medieval political mind field that is ruling a kingdom
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