/u/Lankshire's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You come home after the worst date of your life. Sitting in your living room is Cupid, getting really drunk and wanting you to know you're the hardest person to find a mate for in history and the reason he might get fired.
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[WP] The world's oldest, most powerful wizard has had enough of his life. After two thousand years of adventure and magic he desires normalcy. Today is his first day at work as a janitor for an office building. He's determined to fit in and not use his powers. How does it go?
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[WP] An alien race has colonized a new world - not knowing it was once named Earth. One morning these strange creatures wake to find trees in their homes, and gifts under them. This has happened in every dwelling on the planet...
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[WP] Your horrible relationship skills have cost Cupid his job in heaven. You were the last failure, the one item that tip the scale on his performance review for the worst. With no where else to go, he shows up on your doorstep. You’ve got a new roommate.
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[WP] Monsters are considered a myth - But the United States Postal Service knows better. Delivering the mail is just a front to find, track, and hunt down terrible monsters before they can harm the public. It's a rookie Mail carrier's first day on the job - and shit's already hitting the fan.
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[WP] A vampire and a Werwolf get drunk and complain about racist representations of their kind in Hollywood.
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[WP] It's September 2, 1939, the day after Germany invaded Poland. Adolf Hitler's Guardian Angel has just walked into the office for his yearly review. Instead of his direct supervisor greeting him, he finds himself sitting across from the Archangel Michael.
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[WP] Two vampers stand in the middle of a deserted highway waiting for the sunrise to commit suicide. What's their conversation?
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