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[WP] "You are what you eat" has become literal. Many would rather succumb to becoming a chicken or pig than turn into a beetroot or zucchini.

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[WP] In the past few millenia, people have been praying to and trying to communicate with God. Now, in the 21st century, he's back, and it turns out he's just an extradimensional teenager procrastinating on his school project.

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[WP] Scientists have just managed to resurrect an ancient beast from the past: a strange naked bipedal ape. The news of a "Holocene Park" is already spreading like wildfire.

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[WP] The battlefield is in shambles. The corpses of your comrades lay around you. You have slain one thousand and sixteen of your foes, gods and devils even. As you and your final lion comrades step towards the last foe, you feel an uncanny chill.

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In the past few millenia, people have been praying to and trying to communicate with God. Now, in the 21st century, he's back, and it turns out he's just an extradimensional teenager procrastinating on his school project.

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[WP] The last of the 1 billion lions defiantly stands his ground, having seen all 1016 Pokemon die. Suddenly, a chill goes down his spine, followed by a message. "Kingambit gained strength from the fallen!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "You are what you eat" has become literal. Many would rather succumb to becoming a chicken or pig than turn into a beetroot or zucchini.	406
[WP] In the past few millenia, people have been praying to and trying to communicate with God. Now, in the 21st century, he's back, and it turns out he's just an extradimensional teenager procrastinating on his school project.	7
[WP] Scientists have just managed to resurrect an ancient beast from the past: a strange naked bipedal ape. The news of a "Holocene Park" is already spreading like wildfire.	6
[WP] The battlefield is in shambles. The corpses of your comrades lay around you. You have slain one thousand and sixteen of your foes, gods and devils even. As you and your final lion comrades step towards the last foe, you feel an uncanny chill.	3
In the past few millenia, people have been praying to and trying to communicate with God. Now, in the 21st century, he's back, and it turns out he's just an extradimensional teenager procrastinating on his school project.	1
[WP] The last of the 1 billion lions defiantly stands his ground, having seen all 1016 Pokemon die. Suddenly, a chill goes down his spine, followed by a message. "Kingambit gained strength from the fallen!"	1