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[WP] Due to a military specification mix up, you made a Rail Gun. It can fire an entire Locomotive and 10 freight cars 200 miles.

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[WP] Two assassins bump into each other on a rooftop, about to kill the same target for very different reasons.

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[WP] All fossil fuels have suddenly turned back into dinosaurs. You're on the freeway.

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[WP] Those 'typical vampire weaknesses'? Yeah, they went away once you started modern anti-depressants.

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[WP] It's only ever the 1% dragons that get the story: Tell me about the dragon who has a 11 pound hoard underneath their cottage in Stourport-on-Severn and gets Clarissa over on Tuesday afternoons for part time damseling duties?

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[WP] Son, it's not about how many superheroes you've killed, it's about how you make them fear you.

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[WP] Two buddy cops are in patrol in a comedy movie. Both think they're the straight man in the duo.

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[WP] People can only summon demons by calling them in dead languages. When your local native tongue starts declining, you start intermittently calling forth denizens of hell.

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[WP] It all makes sense now. You finally got a diagnosis. Sadly, the doctor never got to read it to you, so you stand over his body, bloody knife in hand: "Chronic Backstabbing Disorder"

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[WP] New Zealand doesn't actually exist as a country. At least for humans. The Sheep have a Dark Secret.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Due to a military specification mix up, you made a Rail Gun. It can fire an entire Locomotive and 10 freight cars 200 miles.	42
[WP] Two assassins bump into each other on a rooftop, about to kill the same target for very different reasons.	38
[WP] All fossil fuels have suddenly turned back into dinosaurs. You're on the freeway.	38
[WP] Those 'typical vampire weaknesses'? Yeah, they went away once you started modern anti-depressants.	37
[WP] It's only ever the 1% dragons that get the story: Tell me about the dragon who has a 11 pound hoard underneath their cottage in Stourport-on-Severn and gets Clarissa over on Tuesday afternoons for part time damseling duties?	32
[WP] Son, it's not about how many superheroes you've killed, it's about how you make them fear you.	31
[WP] Two buddy cops are in patrol in a comedy movie. Both think they're the straight man in the duo.	27
[WP] People can only summon demons by calling them in dead languages. When your local native tongue starts declining, you start intermittently calling forth denizens of hell.	27
[WP] It all makes sense now. You finally got a diagnosis. Sadly, the doctor never got to read it to you, so you stand over his body, bloody knife in hand: "Chronic Backstabbing Disorder"	27
[WP] New Zealand doesn't actually exist as a country. At least for humans. The Sheep have a Dark Secret.	23