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On Thanksgiving morning, Marie put on her prettiest sweater and necklace, excited for her son to pick her up to spend the day with her family.

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Edward summoned all his strength and told his wife, Sarah, “Dr. Williams says I have late stage lung cancer.”

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I broke two records today.

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Glistening in sweat and basking in a post-orgasmic haze, my wife held me and told me that she loved me.

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When I was in middle school, I set fire to Tiny Tommy Williams’ dog on a dare.

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I slowly pulled into the parking space and immediately questioned if I was doing the right thing.

185 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I walked into Mommy’s room after my bad dream hoping I could lie down next to her.

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“I want you to picture a game of electric football from the 1960s, where you turn it on and the pieces start aimlessly bumping into each other with no purpose or direction and zero chance of ever scoring a touchdown.”

104 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Last night, I dreamt of a dinner with my grandfather and my dad so vivid, it took five minutes after waking to remember Gramps had died fifteen years ago.

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[WP] As Pastor Rob approached the pulpit, he and the entire congregation of Holy Redeemer knew that this would be the last sermon he’d ever deliver. “Brothers and sisters,” he began, voice trembling. “I never in my life expected that I’d have to say this.”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
On Thanksgiving morning, Marie put on her prettiest sweater and necklace, excited for her son to pick her up to spend the day with her family.	1585	TwoSentenceSadness
Edward summoned all his strength and told his wife, Sarah, “Dr. Williams says I have late stage lung cancer.”	1470	TwoSentenceSadness
I broke two records today.	772	TwoSentenceHorror
Glistening in sweat and basking in a post-orgasmic haze, my wife held me and told me that she loved me.	573	TwoSentenceSadness
When I was in middle school, I set fire to Tiny Tommy Williams’ dog on a dare.	273	TwoSentenceHorror
I slowly pulled into the parking space and immediately questioned if I was doing the right thing.	185	TwoSentenceSadness
I walked into Mommy’s room after my bad dream hoping I could lie down next to her.	174	TwoSentenceSadness
“I want you to picture a game of electric football from the 1960s, where you turn it on and the pieces start aimlessly bumping into each other with no purpose or direction and zero chance of ever scoring a touchdown.”	104	TwoSentenceComedy
Last night, I dreamt of a dinner with my grandfather and my dad so vivid, it took five minutes after waking to remember Gramps had died fifteen years ago.	76	TwoSentenceSadness
[WP] As Pastor Rob approached the pulpit, he and the entire congregation of Holy Redeemer knew that this would be the last sermon he’d ever deliver. “Brothers and sisters,” he began, voice trembling. “I never in my life expected that I’d have to say this.”	2	WritingPrompts