/u/LemonX19's posts
“Ever since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve always wanted to have sex with you,” the man said as he finally came in his childhood crush after years of fantasizing. NSFW
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I scrolled through r/TwoSentenceHorror, reading for the hundredth time a “there was a bad guy, I’m the bad guy” story.
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After the clown pulled out a knife and told me I would die in five seconds, I sprinted away as fast as I could.
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[NOV22] The higher ups had always told the soldier that war was about honor, duty, and sacrifice, and he had always exemplified the first two.
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Sometimes, the results from Thesaurus.com can have completely different meanings than that of the original word you searched.
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Silly grandma. She got a heart attack last night again and died, so I had to cancel a dinner date to take her to the recharging station. At least she'll be all right by next morning. Could you imagine if there were no second chances after death?
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