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“Ever since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve always wanted to have sex with you,” the man said as he finally came in his childhood crush after years of fantasizing. NSFW

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I scrolled through r/TwoSentenceHorror, reading for the hundredth time a “there was a bad guy, I’m the bad guy” story.

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The cracked phone screen began to flicker as I read an old text telling me to "Touch grass".

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After the clown pulled out a knife and told me I would die in five seconds, I sprinted away as fast as I could.

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It sometimes takes a long time before someone learns to stop trusting the Thesaurus.

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[NOV22] The higher ups had always told the soldier that war was about honor, duty, and sacrifice, and he had always exemplified the first two.

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Sometimes, the results from Thesaurus.com can have completely different meanings than that of the original word you searched.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Ever since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve always wanted to have sex with you,” the man said as he finally came in his childhood crush after years of fantasizing. NSFW	4639
I scrolled through r/TwoSentenceHorror, reading for the hundredth time a “there was a bad guy, I’m the bad guy” story.	207
The cracked phone screen began to flicker as I read an old text telling me to "Touch grass".	52
After the clown pulled out a knife and told me I would die in five seconds, I sprinted away as fast as I could.	28
It sometimes takes a long time before someone learns to stop trusting the Thesaurus.	27
[NOV22] The higher ups had always told the soldier that war was about honor, duty, and sacrifice, and he had always exemplified the first two.	8
Sometimes, the results from Thesaurus.com can have completely different meanings than that of the original word you searched.	1