/u/Lenore8264's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When the zombies crashed through the bedroom window, I cradled my one-year-old daughter against my chest and hid in the closet, clamping my hand on her mouth to muffle her cries.

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There is an extraordinary woman in my town who sells Immortality in exchange for the heart of someone who loves you.

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“Please bring me back my daughter and arrest that kidnapper!” the woman sobbed, clinging on to her distraught husband.

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“Sophia, you have a husband and three kids; I can't have sex with you,” I told my married friend who kept hitting on me.

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“Mommy and Daddy don't love me anymore; you love baby more than me!” my eight-year-old son complained to me about his newborn sister, making me sigh in annoyance.

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“One... Seven.... Fourteen.... Twenty one.... Thirty....” I counted the zombies as I shot them.

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“Welcome to our farm,” I chirped happily, smiling widely at the rich man in front of me.

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I smile as I watch my husband and kids through the window.

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“Your precious son killed our dog and drowned the neighbour's parrot!” My wife shouted at me, complaining about our five-year-old son.

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Mommy always says that the demons I see are not real; they are just my imagination.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When the zombies crashed through the bedroom window, I cradled my one-year-old daughter against my chest and hid in the closet, clamping my hand on her mouth to muffle her cries.	13235
There is an extraordinary woman in my town who sells Immortality in exchange for the heart of someone who loves you.	7598
“Please bring me back my daughter and arrest that kidnapper!” the woman sobbed, clinging on to her distraught husband.	6164
“Sophia, you have a husband and three kids; I can't have sex with you,” I told my married friend who kept hitting on me.	2870
“Mommy and Daddy don't love me anymore; you love baby more than me!” my eight-year-old son complained to me about his newborn sister, making me sigh in annoyance.	1363
“One... Seven.... Fourteen.... Twenty one.... Thirty....” I counted the zombies as I shot them.	924
“Welcome to our farm,” I chirped happily, smiling widely at the rich man in front of me.	819
I smile as I watch my husband and kids through the window.	712
“Your precious son killed our dog and drowned the neighbour's parrot!” My wife shouted at me, complaining about our five-year-old son.	327
Mommy always says that the demons I see are not real; they are just my imagination.	307