/u/LeodFitz's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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During our short, but passionate relationship, my tattoo artist girlfriend convinced me to let her cover my body with ink and piercings until there wasn't much space left.

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I hope that when my time comes, I'll have something meaningful, perhaps even profound to say.

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The old woman patiently explained how the demon would only return the missing child if another was given to take her place.

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Worried about creating a paradox, the first time traveler went to the distant future and brought back only recordings and knowledge.

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I spent the day looking under furniture and between cushions for all of the gloves and socks my son inevitably lost over the course of winter.

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The day before my execution, the warden stopped by to ask me if my crimes were worth the price I was about to pay.

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I've watched for years as my progeny have killed each other off, each hoping to be the sole heir to the family fortune.

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I went to great pains to eliminate all evidence of my old life and embrace the persona of the hitchhiker I'd buried by the lake.

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Convinced that my ex-husband was the one trying to kill me, I ambushed him at his house and bludgeoned him with a lead pipe.

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As an atheist, I always believed that death would be like a final, wonderful, dreamless sleep.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
During our short, but passionate relationship, my tattoo artist girlfriend convinced me to let her cover my body with ink and piercings until there wasn't much space left.	25
I hope that when my time comes, I'll have something meaningful, perhaps even profound to say.	25
The old woman patiently explained how the demon would only return the missing child if another was given to take her place.	25
Worried about creating a paradox, the first time traveler went to the distant future and brought back only recordings and knowledge.	25
I spent the day looking under furniture and between cushions for all of the gloves and socks my son inevitably lost over the course of winter.	24
The day before my execution, the warden stopped by to ask me if my crimes were worth the price I was about to pay.	24
I've watched for years as my progeny have killed each other off, each hoping to be the sole heir to the family fortune.	24
I went to great pains to eliminate all evidence of my old life and embrace the persona of the hitchhiker I'd buried by the lake.	23
Convinced that my ex-husband was the one trying to kill me, I ambushed him at his house and bludgeoned him with a lead pipe.	23
As an atheist, I always believed that death would be like a final, wonderful, dreamless sleep.	22