/u/LeodFitz's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Locked in an underground vault for a hundred years while we waited for the world outside to become livable, it didn't take long before we started feeling trapped.

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For years, I dedicated my prodigious intellect to curing the congenital condition that promised to cut my life short, with no success.

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I've gotten rid of every epi-pen in the house and dusted dinner with ground up tree nuts.

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Traveling from home to the quarantine site was difficult in my condition, but it was better than risking spreading the disease to others, and they were uniquely equipped to care for us.

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If I move in my hiding spot or make so much as a peep, I know that he'll find me and take me back to that awful place.

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I bit my lip and tried not to cry out as the bolt cutter closed, severing my pinky finger.

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After years of meditation and practice, I finally ascended to a higher plane of consciousness and met with the one, true god.

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"Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die," my therapist told me.

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I pulled a nasty, black hair clog out of my drain this morning.

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Years of painstaking research led me to the cure the king had been looking for.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Locked in an underground vault for a hundred years while we waited for the world outside to become livable, it didn't take long before we started feeling trapped.	22
For years, I dedicated my prodigious intellect to curing the congenital condition that promised to cut my life short, with no success.	22
I've gotten rid of every epi-pen in the house and dusted dinner with ground up tree nuts.	22
Traveling from home to the quarantine site was difficult in my condition, but it was better than risking spreading the disease to others, and they were uniquely equipped to care for us.	22
If I move in my hiding spot or make so much as a peep, I know that he'll find me and take me back to that awful place.	21
I bit my lip and tried not to cry out as the bolt cutter closed, severing my pinky finger.	21
After years of meditation and practice, I finally ascended to a higher plane of consciousness and met with the one, true god.	21
"Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die," my therapist told me.	21
I pulled a nasty, black hair clog out of my drain this morning.	20
Years of painstaking research led me to the cure the king had been looking for.	20