/u/Lexicham's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[EU] As you wander the underwater city of Rapture, you wonder how this utopia went so horribly wrong. Willy Wonka seemed so passionate about making it work.
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[WP] Turns out my superpower is making situations end anti-climactically. It’s inconvenient sometimes, but there have been moments where it’s really come in handy.
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[WP] The Swamp Witch cursed my flesh off and stitched my muscles and skin into the form of a zombie to do her dark bidding. But she bothered the Lich, who reanimated my bones to fight it off. I am left as only a ghost, but I am getting to witness a fight I didn't think I'd ever see.
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[WP] The elf walked into the store. They had been given a large sack of various coins and had been assured that they were acceptable currency in this world. But then the cashier said they would need a lot more than dimes and quarters to pay for that…
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[WP] When the Dark Lord fell to the Chosen One, me and my work buddies were suddenly out of a job. Now, when someone asks for my resume I tell them I “razed orphans” and hope they don’t ask for details. It’s not like this new job could be that hard, right?
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[WP] The girlfriend is cursed, but can pass the curse on to a willing person. Her boyfriend is ok with only one of them living a normal life at a time, but the idea of who will break up with the other first is always on the back of their mind.
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[WP] It slowly dawned on the Hero that the Dark Lord’s plan to acquire and share power had all the hallmarks of a Multilevel Marketing/Pyramid Scheme.
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[WP] The duel at high noon, that spell, that sword through the chest, all those moments I was impaled… I’ve lost count of the number of times that shirt with the magical hole in it saved me. I wonder where it leads.
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[WP] As I'm the guy who (almost accidently) slayed the Evil One, turns out that makes me the new Evil One. I'm now the anthropomorphic personification of Selfishness and Evil Decisions and I now spend my days tempting others. For the past Evil Ones, it was their life. For me, its just a 9-5 job.
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