/u/Lexicham's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Huh? Oh yeah, the apocalypse was scheduled to happen then. We changed our clocks and calendars to skip it. It’s a bit of a headache not having a Tuesday anymore, but better than the alternative.
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[WP] A 7 day Weather forecast from someone who knows they are in a story and is predicting both the plot and each day's symbolic weather.
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[WP] The Hive Mind was surprisingly benevolent. Sentencing the worst of the convicted criminals to be a part of it seemed better than the death penalty. It was always talked about as the best possible solution for everyone and for a long while, it was. But it turns out, you are what you eat...
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[WP] The Hero realizes the Villain's gift of a Word A Day calendar actually foreshadows all of their plans.
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[WP] Our stories often have smaller forces triumphing against larger armies. One day, reality started doing the same. A lone, skilled fighter was more likely to win the more outnumbered they were. This change in Warfare went to it's logical conclusion.
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[WP] The miniboss declined the Dark Lord's offer to join his forces, and now faces his wrath. If only there was some group of Hero's that were willing to defend a "helpless civilian" from his armies. Out of the goodness of their hearts, of course.
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[WP] "Our spicy meals are due to chemicals in the spices that make your tongue feel pain, it is not magical and has nothing to do with the temperature. We should put that on a sign, this is like the third time this week a dragon or fire-breathing customer ordered more than they could handle..."
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