/u/Lexicham's posts
[WP] This Tournament is special: We will all play golf, but in major cities and around famous monuments around the globe! Surprises around every corner and hazards your feeble minds cannot comprehend! This shall be the largest game of Mini-Golf In The World!
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[WP] Not quite good enough for Heaven, you are doing community service as the Tiny Shoulder Angel for someone similar to you.
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[WP] IRS Code Part 1 Section 82.452-8 Tax regulations regarding declaring Income gained from magical wishes, spontaneous generation, and any other form of Reality Warping not otherwise covered.
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[WP] You are the reason why oatmeal cookies are required to have raisins in them. You haven't done much else, but you are proud of that.
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[WP] You know that secret Assassin we unfreeze every decade or so for the "special" assignments? I just realized we sent him out and I don't know who forgot to tell him about the Internet, but he clearly didn't understand what I was talking about when I talked to him about his target's social media.
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[WP] I can grant you your greatest Wish, but you will have to give up that which you hold most dear. …You know how this goes, I can’t keep playing Fetch with you unless you let me have the ball!
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[WP] We may or may not have “True Names” in this world, but we have DNA, usernames, social security and phone numbers. And also that thing where your mother is angry and calls you by your full name.
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[SP] You suddenly realize you are the “Before” person in a commercial for a company that sells various household goods.
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