/u/Lexicham's posts
[WP] "My lady, you have never been that driven in your life before because I have literally driven you everywhere. I can no longer do that for you, I can only tell you how. The Right pedal is 'Forward'. The rest of the instructions can wait, get us out of here!"
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[WP] If you are to live' long as me, you need challenges self-imposed. Like speak with a rhyme, After all we have time. Or else you'll end up like Those.
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[WP] What do you mean you've been cursed to only speak the truth?! You're our best actor, and it's curtain call in just a few minutes!
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[WP] Tonight at 8: "Inhuman Resources". A Workplace Comedy set in a deadly trap filled dungeon. There's Wacky Highjinks, Office Romance, and the Lava needs refilling, but the paperwork still needs to get done!
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[SP] "I wasn't smart enough to get it right. I was only smart enough to see all the reasons why it wasn't my fault."
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[WP] You have a popular podcast with your roommate, because they sleep-talk. And now they just found out about it.
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[WP] An Angel starts playing Dungeons and Dragons with some humans, to try and gain a greater understanding of this "Free Will" thing.
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[WP] They were all so excited to have me on their team. Before I helped them, I would always flip a coin. Heads, I helped them. Tails, I hindered their enemies. This time, I flipped the coin and melted it mid-air.
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