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[WP] The potion-maker cackled as he injected brightly colored balls with his syringes full of various compounds. “They will never know what hit ‘em!” he said as he carefully loaded his paintball gun.

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[WP] Preventing the spread of invasive species is of vital importance when maintaining ecosystems, that is why the position of Librarian is so important. You don't want to know what happened the last time the genres got too mixed up.

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[WP] Fine, you really want to know? I am an emotion eater. I gain nourishment from the suffering of others. Mostly by making so-bad-it's-good puns. And THAT'S why I am writing this Broadway musical about the Dictionary! Don't you get it? Its a Play on Words!

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[WP] They were unstoppable in battle because they would read their opponents mind and would always know how to counter them. Now it's my turn to face them. For the first time, my Multiple Personality Disorder and inability to stick to a plan may work in my favor...

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[WP] When a planet keeps trying to find life in the Universe, the Great Eldritch Beings give them a wide berth for much the same reason small Poison Dart Frogs are brightly colored.

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[WP] You still don’t understand. This whole time, I haven’t been playing to win. I’ve been playing to have fun. I still am.

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[SP] You superpower: you have the Subtitles on.

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[SP] An economics debate on the virtues of Gold between a Dragon and a Leprechaun

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[SP] A review of Romeo and Juliet from the one guy who didn't know it was a tragedy.

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[WP] Turns out, humans can use magic. Problem is, there is a fixed amount of magical power the species draws from. This is going to be one very unusual zombie apocalypse.

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[WP] The potion-maker cackled as he injected brightly colored balls with his syringes full of various compounds. “They will never know what hit ‘em!” he said as he carefully loaded his paintball gun.	86	WritingPrompts
[WP] Preventing the spread of invasive species is of vital importance when maintaining ecosystems, that is why the position of Librarian is so important. You don't want to know what happened the last time the genres got too mixed up.	69	WritingPrompts
[WP] Fine, you really want to know? I am an emotion eater. I gain nourishment from the suffering of others. Mostly by making so-bad-it's-good puns. And THAT'S why I am writing this Broadway musical about the Dictionary! Don't you get it? Its a Play on Words!	66	WritingPrompts
[WP] They were unstoppable in battle because they would read their opponents mind and would always know how to counter them. Now it's my turn to face them. For the first time, my Multiple Personality Disorder and inability to stick to a plan may work in my favor...	63	WritingPrompts
[WP] When a planet keeps trying to find life in the Universe, the Great Eldritch Beings give them a wide berth for much the same reason small Poison Dart Frogs are brightly colored.	61	WritingPrompts
[WP] You still don’t understand. This whole time, I haven’t been playing to win. I’ve been playing to have fun. I still am.	57	WritingPrompts
[SP] You superpower: you have the Subtitles on.	56	WritingPrompts
[SP] An economics debate on the virtues of Gold between a Dragon and a Leprechaun	55	WritingPrompts
[SP] A review of Romeo and Juliet from the one guy who didn't know it was a tragedy.	54	WritingPrompts
[WP] Turns out, humans can use magic. Problem is, there is a fixed amount of magical power the species draws from. This is going to be one very unusual zombie apocalypse.	51	WritingPrompts