/u/Lexicham's posts
[WP] I was arguing with my reflection, when my shadow interrupted the conversation with some good points. Now the two of them are arguing and I’m starting to feel left out.
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[WP] My most memorable moment was when I held up what looked like an ordinary strip of fabric and banished the demon to the "second" side of the strip and remain there until seen. I'm guessing it would have been more angry if it had realized it was a Möbius Strip. Do you have a better story, kid?
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[WP] Living with the Elves wasn't too weird. The biggest difference wasn't the diet, culture, music or the magic everywhere. The biggest difference was four fingers on everyone's hands not five, which meant that they used a Base 8 counting system instead of our human Base 10.
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[WP] The band of secret hero children finally found out how the bad guy knows all their secrets, he is following them on social media. No one ever suspected the account with the fluffy kitten avatar.
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[WP] I can’t tell you how many times I avoided trouble by telling them it was all part of a hidden camera show and they needed to walk around the corner to sign documents, while I got the heck out of there.
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[WP] There is a whole league of Therapists whose job it is to help Dragons, Eldritch beings, Deities and other powerful forces in day to day life. These are the tales of Emotional Support Humans.
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[EU] I always thought that joining Team Rocket would be the fast-track to power. Turns out, it was much more like a Multilevel Marketing company than I realized and I wasn't going to be rising in the ranks anytime soon.
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[WP] The Chosen One prophesied to be undefeated walked into the underground throne room, only to find the throne empty… and all exits suddenly caved in. He may be undefeatable in battle, but he has no opponents to fight. As he gets hungry, he slowly realizes what is happening…
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[WP] Dear Abby, I’m enjoying spending time with my new boyfriend, but his split personality keeps interrupting to point out all the red flags in our relationship. What should I do?
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