/u/Lexicham's posts
[WP] I was sent into my favorite game, as the annoying know it all companion fairy!! Turns out, the hero is my dying grandpa who doesn’t understand what’s going on, but made a wish to spend more time with me…
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[WP] Dragons are not a Christmas present. If you (and your descendants) are not willing to put in the effort, consider another pet.
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[WP] The Artificial Intelligence was created to boost online customer service satisfaction. Now it’s sentient, we can’t contain it, and it won’t stop until the human race is more satisfied with its service.
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[WP] The light blinks when it hears a statement the speaker knows to be false. It's very helpful when interrogating suspects but it can be easy to rely to much on it. You can't get complacent. The light hears you too, the suspect may be smarter than you and it doesn't like logical contradictions.
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[WP] The reason the ancient devices seem so much more advanced than our swords and torches of today... is because because the Laws of Magic change every few generations... Every time it happens... Dynasties fall and little can be salvaged... and I believe we are overdue for the next Shift...
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[SP] Please explain to the Nobles what exactly you meant by "Some of y'all never worked Retail before, and it shows!"
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[WP] The demon handed you a slip of paper, telling you to hand it to your enemy. Confused, you looked at the paper and saw it was a winning lotto ticket. Were you really supposed to give it to them? What kind of curse is that?!
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[WP] I helped out some fairies, and in thanks they gave me a bag of candy that never runs out. I just got back from the dentist, and…
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