/u/Liar_of_partinel's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You made a deal with the Devil twenty years ago. In exchange for your soul after you die, he granted you unlimited scientific knowledge. Today the devil has shown up to talk about this whole “immortality” thing you came up with.
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[WP] "Human, your words confuse me. You speak of some of your kind being 'wired different', but I was lead to believe that you are a biological race, not mechanical. And what is this 'ADHD' you speak of?"
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[WP] Saint Peter won't let you into heaven because he views videogame violence as real violence, but Hell follows the same logic and won't let you in because your favorite videogame was Doom.
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[WP] You're working a minimum wage fast food job when you make an offhanded comment about the weather to a customer. He looks confused, and starts muttering about how you're "an NPC" and "shouldn't be able to do that"
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[WP] Aliens have received first contact from humans: a cosmic manhole cover accidentally launched away from earth at 125,000 mph.
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[WP] You were born blind, but after a few years you realize that you are still able to see huge concentrations of energy (such as lightning strikes). A foreign exchange kid just joined your class, and you can see their face.
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[WP] Due to budget cuts, the secret service has been replaced by the penguins of Madagascar. And today of all days...
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[WP] A ghost gets tired of haunting, so it tries to teach a poor college student how to properly conduct an exorcism.
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[WP] You are one of the *very* few people born with supernatural abilities. Heroes and villains are constantly trying to sway you to join their side, but that’s far too much excitement. You would rather stay home and take care of your cats.
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