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[WP] It is your first day on the job at Umbrella Corporation. "You need to report to the basement laboratory." your new boss says. "Security is pretty tight around here. You're going to need this dog whistle, this medallion, and this key. Don't be late."
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[WP] You accept a a great new job that pays extremely well and has amazing benefits. The best part? You only work one day a year! It's too bad they didn't warn you on how you should spend the other 364 days.
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[WP] In a world where spiciness leaves physical burns, you are the government's number one interagator. You are Sean Evans of the hot ones division!!
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[WP] On New Year's Eve, the first words of the new year often influence the effect of the new year thereafter. While you were caught up in a heated argument, you said did not notice the time and said something you would come to regret.
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Your offered a new job that pays extremely well with great benefits. The best part? You only have to work 1 day a year!! It's too bad they didn't warn you how you should spend the other 364 days.
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