/u/Lingyfang's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"There we go, all fixed up" the surgeon smiled as he removed the last nail from my face and checked my vitals.

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"Come out and enjoy the beautiful day with us!"

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Momma always told me that if I was lost to seek help from a family with kids.

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As the world's top linguist and scientist finally translated the alien marker that had been found in orbit around earth since prehistoric times, there were no celebrations.

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As my bestfriend of ten years exited the funhouse, I passed him a pen to sign my cast.

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As I placed my gun against my temple, I found solace in the fact that whatever they planned to do to me would only be done to a lifeless corpse. NSFW

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"Throw enough of them and one will eventually stick to the wall"

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The abnormal deep sea signal was finally sent through to the translation software, giving a chilling message "Feed me".

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After decades of sending transmissions into space, SETI finally received their first communication.

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"Thank goodness I found you Officer, I'm being trafficked!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"There we go, all fixed up" the surgeon smiled as he removed the last nail from my face and checked my vitals.	1099
"Come out and enjoy the beautiful day with us!"	902
Momma always told me that if I was lost to seek help from a family with kids.	489
As the world's top linguist and scientist finally translated the alien marker that had been found in orbit around earth since prehistoric times, there were no celebrations.	381
As my bestfriend of ten years exited the funhouse, I passed him a pen to sign my cast.	117
As I placed my gun against my temple, I found solace in the fact that whatever they planned to do to me would only be done to a lifeless corpse. NSFW	116
"Throw enough of them and one will eventually stick to the wall"	57
The abnormal deep sea signal was finally sent through to the translation software, giving a chilling message "Feed me".	20
After decades of sending transmissions into space, SETI finally received their first communication.	19
"Thank goodness I found you Officer, I'm being trafficked!"	17