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Jesus finally returned in 2022, and millions fell to his feet in praise.

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We built the robots to help us alleviate all human suffering in the future.

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Growing up I always thought our house was haunted because every night, while I tried to sleep, I would hear strange whispers.

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My son has always been obsessed with Batman.

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My best friend is coming for a sleep over tonight.

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“Honey, don’t freak out, but I was doing some research and I just learned that we are living in Charles Manson’s childhood home” my husband said.

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I woke up unable to move a muscle with the feeling of a massive weight pushing down on the chest, and after a few moments of panic I realized I was just having another bought of sleep paralysis.

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My best friend took his own life and I was devastated he didn’t call me for help.

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“ Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks” is a creepy Bible verse to hear a random stranger recite in any context.

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My boyfriend always claimed he could control water with his mind, and one day he lifted all the water out of the lake and dropped it on the center of town because he was tired of people not believing him.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Jesus finally returned in 2022, and millions fell to his feet in praise.	6393
We built the robots to help us alleviate all human suffering in the future.	59
Growing up I always thought our house was haunted because every night, while I tried to sleep, I would hear strange whispers.	42
My son has always been obsessed with Batman.	34
My best friend is coming for a sleep over tonight.	28
“Honey, don’t freak out, but I was doing some research and I just learned that we are living in Charles Manson’s childhood home” my husband said.	23
I woke up unable to move a muscle with the feeling of a massive weight pushing down on the chest, and after a few moments of panic I realized I was just having another bought of sleep paralysis.	16
My best friend took his own life and I was devastated he didn’t call me for help.	10
“ Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks” is a creepy Bible verse to hear a random stranger recite in any context.	8
My boyfriend always claimed he could control water with his mind, and one day he lifted all the water out of the lake and dropped it on the center of town because he was tired of people not believing him.	1