/u/Look_Mom_Zero_Hands's posts
[WP] The hero and dark lord put their differences behind them and become best friends. Destiny is destiny though, so they keep accidentally getting into situations that could get the other killed.
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[WP] As a joking attempt to develop self-esteem, you drank a love potion while looking in a mirror. You didn't expect anything to happen, but when you do, the mirror shatters, and you see a weird pattern in the broken glass.
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[WP] You are the first human being to invent a working time machine. Your first act as history's 1st time traveler? Go back in time to take photos with people conspiracy theorists believe to be time travellers.
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[TT] You just killed the man who murdered all your loved ones, on top of other atrocious crimes. So why were his last words HIM forgiving YOU?
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[WP] Death's friends bet that he can't kill people in ludicrously over the top ways. He succeeds every time without breaking a sweat, but one bet is finally giving him trouble, for you see - he has to find Waldo before he can kill him.
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[WP] The prophecy states you must become the ultimate heartless evil to conquer earth, and someone else must become a great hero to stop you. You're both trying your best, but you're both kinda bad at it.
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[WP] People in heaven are falling from the sky, and people in hell are crawling out of the earth, including one person you thought would be doing the former.
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[WP] Before you move on to the afterlife, you can have one more conversation with a living being by appearing in their dream. As a dead person, you start chosing your options, and enter the dream of an old dog that you thought died years ago.
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[WP] You've defeated the hero, married the princess, conquered the land, and turn all the citizens into your brainwashed slaves. You don't forsee it staying like that forever though, so you might as well start writing your tutorial/autobiography, "The Begginers Guide to Villany".
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