/u/LordFirebeard's posts
[WP] You see the Grim Reaper and ask if it's your time. Death checks a clipboard and says "Nope. Looks like you're not due for another... three thousand, one hundred and forty-one years? That's weird. Also, how can you see me?"
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[WP] An aging veteran gets dragged to a paintball facility by his grandkids. Another elderly man is there with his grandkids. The two quickly realize they’ve faced off on the battlefield before.
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[WP] When the moon is full, you leave your wolf pack, lose your fur, grow a suit and tie, and have an overwhelming urge to mow a lawn. You are a were-human.
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[WP] The narrator has a huge crush on the protagonist. It's really starting to creep the protagonist out.
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[WP] You can see into the future, but you also have a severe lack of impulse control when it comes to telling people about their future. You are The Spoiler Alert, and it's up to you to decide if you will use your power for good or for evil.
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[WP] You’re about to spray down the first wasp nest of the spring when one of them hovers in front of your face and shouts, “Halt! The Queen wishes to negotiate!”
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[WP] A computer program selects the three best candidates for world leader from the entire population and the world votes without knowing who they are until inauguration day. You’re starting to suspect you’re one of the candidates.
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[WP] "Please open your history textbooks to Chapter 16: The Rise and Fall of the Great American Empire."
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