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[WP] You receive a confirmation letter for the sale of your soul to the devil. But you never made any such transaction. The letter includes a phone number to Hell's customer service department.

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[WP] Most mages have cool, mysterious names: Calandrissa the Conjurer, Sabotan the Sorcerer, stuff like that. Then there's Bertha.

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[WP] The Grim Reaper always finds his mark, with two exceptions: Waldo and Carmen Sandiego have eluded him for centuries

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[WP] Earth receives a message from space: “You have been challenged to a match of Galactic Deathball. Assemble a team of 20 humans. If you lose, the planet will be destroyed.”

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[WP] Throughout your life, a goose has showed up at random moments and let out a loud honk that caused a distraction from a dangerous situation, allowing you to survive. Then it has waddled away, not to be seen again until the next time you're in a tight spot.

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[WP] Some supervillains have an exotic, dangerous pet to cultivate an air of supervillain-ness. Then there’s you and your capybara.

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[WP] It’s not that God works in mysterious ways. He just has severe social anxiety.

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[EU] Captain Kirk gathers a landing party for an unexplored planet. He takes himself, Spock, McCoy, and a young, bespectacled red shirt named Clark Kent.

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[WP] You've been reincarnated as the voice in somebody else's head

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[WP] Due to budget cuts, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have been let go. Doug the Intern will now bring about the End of Times.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You receive a confirmation letter for the sale of your soul to the devil. But you never made any such transaction. The letter includes a phone number to Hell's customer service department.	123
[WP] Most mages have cool, mysterious names: Calandrissa the Conjurer, Sabotan the Sorcerer, stuff like that. Then there's Bertha.	114
[WP] The Grim Reaper always finds his mark, with two exceptions: Waldo and Carmen Sandiego have eluded him for centuries	85
[WP] Earth receives a message from space: “You have been challenged to a match of Galactic Deathball. Assemble a team of 20 humans. If you lose, the planet will be destroyed.”	77
[WP] Throughout your life, a goose has showed up at random moments and let out a loud honk that caused a distraction from a dangerous situation, allowing you to survive. Then it has waddled away, not to be seen again until the next time you're in a tight spot.	76
[WP] Some supervillains have an exotic, dangerous pet to cultivate an air of supervillain-ness. Then there’s you and your capybara.	67
[WP] It’s not that God works in mysterious ways. He just has severe social anxiety.	67
[EU] Captain Kirk gathers a landing party for an unexplored planet. He takes himself, Spock, McCoy, and a young, bespectacled red shirt named Clark Kent.	47
[WP] You've been reincarnated as the voice in somebody else's head	42
[WP] Due to budget cuts, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have been let go. Doug the Intern will now bring about the End of Times.	42