/u/LordFirebeard's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] As the battle draws near, a weapon is thrust into your hand. You're not supposed to be here. You don't know how to use this. Time travel was supposed to be fun.
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[WP] That alien that just landed a spaceship on your lawn is totally here in peace, right? Nope, that's an interstellar slave trader.
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[WP] Satan files a class-action lawsuit on behalf of humanity against God, claiming discrimination because only Christians go to Heaven
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[WP] They called it a "robot rampage," but the robot didn't mean to cause all that destruction. It was just looking for somebody in the city who could fix its balance mechanism.
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[WP] A creature that feeds on souls has invaded the afterlife. Heaven and Hell must band together in order to survive.
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[WP] Every four years, a tournament pits representatives from each country in a Hunger Games-style fight to the death. Every country just nominates people they hate.
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[WP] For centuries, the high priests have joyously anticipated the return of the Great Winged Blood Monster. You’ve always thought that sounded terrifying. Today marks the Great One's return, and it’s every bit as messed up as you thought it would be.
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[WP] They say it's just an old cowboy ghost tale, a yarn spun to scare rookies on their first cattle drive. But you've been out in the desert alone. You've seen it.
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[WP] A teenager is flogging the dolphin when the bedroom door opens. He turns to find not a nosy mother, but instead a spaceman from a nearby star system, whose camera is livestreaming to an entire civilization this momentous landing on an alien planet. NSFW
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