/u/LordMentalshock's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I've discovered that there is in fact, an easy solution to achieving 'Peace on Earth' that most never even realize.

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The Amber Alert sounded, drawing attention to my phone

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Trust me, this device works so well, after trying it out, you wouldn't want to live without it.

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I keep telling my son that there's no shame having a taste for sweet things.

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The instructions to stay inside until the danger of infection passed made sense.

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As I ate my fill, I thanked the Gods for the unexpected bounty of pork.

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The rhyme goes, "Remember, Remember the Fifth of November."

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April Fool's Day is way more fun when you're a twin.

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Trusting my twin brother was the worst mistake of my life

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Defenestration is my favorite word.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've discovered that there is in fact, an easy solution to achieving 'Peace on Earth' that most never even realize.	281
The Amber Alert sounded, drawing attention to my phone	271
Trust me, this device works so well, after trying it out, you wouldn't want to live without it.	212
I keep telling my son that there's no shame having a taste for sweet things.	180
The instructions to stay inside until the danger of infection passed made sense.	172
As I ate my fill, I thanked the Gods for the unexpected bounty of pork.	71
The rhyme goes, "Remember, Remember the Fifth of November."	67
April Fool's Day is way more fun when you're a twin.	62
Trusting my twin brother was the worst mistake of my life	60
Defenestration is my favorite word.	54