/u/Lord_Vermoud's posts
[WP] After you grow old and die, you wake up 25 million years ago as a Hominid Primate, asleep on a tree. Your whole life was a vivid hallucination you had after ingesting a funny looking mushroom. After this experience, you have great knowledge, and you're the smartest living being on the planet.
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[WP] You're a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below $200k, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he's calling back seconds after disconnection.
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[WP] You're a space explorer making a brief stop at an alien planet to restock fuel. It's your first time visiting but everyone you come across hugs you, gets all emotional and tells you how much they missed you. They ask where you'd been all this time and talk like they've known you all their lives
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[WP] You just realized you're God. You had gotten so tired of being the most powerful entity in existence, that you chose to forget yourself and live a human life, just for the sake of having a new experience. You've played long enough now, and you decide it's time to wake up.
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[WP] Your whole life has been an experiment set up by an advanced civilization. Except you everything else is generated by an universal AI. Secretly you've known this all along. One day while reading a prompt on reddit, you realize the poster is a living being and not another bot. You're not alone.
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[WP] You're a financial advisor. In 1994, you get a weird phone call from a man asking you if he can get any Bitcoin below 200k $, and the call cuts off before you can ask him what Bitcoin was. Years later you get a call again from the same man, claiming he's calling back seconds after disconnection
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[WP] "Father, father! Look I finally found my blue marble. It was hidden away behind the fire ball all along!" A child's voice echoed through the sky, for the whole world to hear. Minutes later, NASA reports a giant hand like structure is headed in the direction of Earth.
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[WP]You've been attracted to a girl in college, but hadn't told her about your feelings. When she doesn't show up for class, you ask her friend about her whereabouts, who doesn't seem to remember her. All proof of her existence had been erased and you start to wonder if you're delusional. You're not
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[WP] The Grim Reaper just showed up in your bathroom and tells you slipped on a soap bar and died. You turn back and see yourself lying naked in an awkward position.
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[WP] Humans are alien explorers from a distant planet who arrived on Earth millions of years ago and got stuck here. They all died and were long forgotten after developing a disease called 'mortality', which was even passed on to their kids, except one man, who now goes by the name Mark Zuckerberg.
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