/u/LoreCriticizer's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]M It turns out that the universe is full of alien life, but its common courtesy to mask your presence from other aliens so nobody really wants to talk to this race called "humans" who constantly scream out their presence into the cosmos.
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[WP] “So you have no idea how hard it is for vampires to survive? We feed on humans, our greatest competitors! It’s like having to fistfight someone everytime you so much as want a sandwich!”
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[EU] The Joker's philosophy is true, all it takes is one bad day to ruin someone and turn them evil. Unfortunately, this applies to his victims too, and now his name is being tarnished by thousands of off-brand Jokers running around.
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[WP] You must choose mortal! Genie A, who has unlimited power but will twist and misinterpret your words as he sees fit, or Genie B, who will grant your wishes to the letter but has frankly pathetic magic skills.
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[WP] It turns out, a lot of what we’ve been broadcasting into space translates to childish insults and curse words in alien language. First contact is… awkward.
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[WP] Aliens agree to help us solve all the territorial conflicts of the world. The next day, every single person on Earth wakes up trapped on a tiny island by themselves.
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[WP] A superhero and supervillain who constantly do nice things for the other because they're lonely and the other guy is the only friend they have.
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[WP] Emperors are never supposed to kneel before anyone, no matter what. The Royal Crown is also never to be touched by anyone than you. So you’re not really sure what to do when you lose your grip and the Crown falls to the ground in a crowded room.
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