/u/LoreCriticizer's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Aliens, offended at constant portrayals of themselves losing in movies, invade Earth solely to prove to humanity that no, in an actual war they would crush us.
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[WP] Humans are the weakest aliens in the universe. They are squishy, starve to death ridiculously fast, have no resistance to many chemicals, and are physically pitiful. Yet, somehow, they are still the universe's dominant race.
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[WP] There's a raving lunatic who somehow knows everyone's secret identities, but not the heroes they're attached to. He thinks Bruce Wayne is Superman, Barry Allen is Green Lantern etc The Justice League aren't quite sure how to deal with him.
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[WP] I have a monster under my bed, a beast in my closet and a ghost in my attic. None of them know what the hell that thing outside my window is.
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[WP] The vampires encourage human progress at first. After all, why not? The nicer their prey's civilization was the better the vampires would live to. But with prosperity came population growth. Its now 2022, humans outnumber vampires a thousand to one, and they are getting nervous.
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[WP] We are dealing not with alien invasion, but with the exact opposite problem. Each and every single alien species we've ever discovered refuses to talk to us.
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[WP] The Fountain of Youth is discovered. Unfortunately, the spirits guarding it only allow payment in authentic Aztec currency.
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[WP] in the 21st Century, dragons have adapted well, hoarding more modern forms of wealth. The main challenge faced by man today is not fighting off dragons, but attempting to convince them not to mess up the market time and time again by buying illogical stocks and refusing to sell them.
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[WP] Your partner unveils to you a time machine. The instant he turns it on, an older, tired looking version of him limps out of it and starts beating him up.
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[WP] Due to how enormous space is, every alien race owns millions of uninhabited planets, and so inter-species conflict is non-existent. The only exception is humanity, screwed out of most of their land during first contact by an unfair treaty and now desperately seeking any excuse to declare war.
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