/u/LostAndOnFire's posts
[WP] After dying in the living room by choking on a life saver while playing the game of life, you have been chosen as the god of Ironic Demises. Your task? End the lives of criminals in the most ironic ways possible.
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[WP] "And for my third wish, I wish to be the smartest man alive." The genie, amused, granted your wish with Faustian flair. How you live in this new post-wish world, depends entirely on you.
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[WP] You find yourself in a Bruce Almighty situation with God giving you his omnipotent powers. Except here, he has a task for you, and you'll die if you fail it: "Turn the world into a utopia." Simple enough you think, then he tells you, "without removing human free will."
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